Bama Rush Post-Mortem: Patriarchy Rocks, Dude

first and most importantly, please enjoy these photos of homecoming pomps, brought to you by the nimble, tiny fingers of 19-year-olds in a basement:

sources mentioned

• Anne Helen Petersen’s “Bama Confidential” five-installment series reporting on Alabama’s rush process and The Machine

alice, before enthusiastically yeeting herself through the looking glass

here seen demonstrating a completely reasonable level of excitement baring all 24 adult teeth!!

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onward!